Schroedinger's Dump

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.

I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.

by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018

shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump

Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?

by calishamedump December 25, 2010

Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."

by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009

Pumpkin Dumping

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.

I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.

by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006

mother dump

A particularly massive bowel movement.

Damn, I just took a mother dump!

by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006

Night dump

To take a dump at night

One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard

by Suspence July 19, 2009

dump stamp

a smudge on someones face that looks like they bumped into a turd on the wall.

" That dude is hitting on chicks in public and dont even realize he has a big ol' dump stamp on his face."

by chriscasey September 9, 2006