Tremain disorder

Tremain disorder consists of; 1Thinking you own the place. 2Having a shit trim. 3Having a broken boiler

I think he has tremain disorder

by Cruccidd May 9, 2018

get distracted

to get distracted by the henry stickman dance, basically the modern rick roll.

Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)

by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020

Boy attention-deficit disorder

Boy ADD (BADD):
While the term ADD, or attention-deficit disorder, has become increasingly popular among laypersons, BADD, or Boy attention-deficit disorder is a lesser known variant. It is a clinically diagnosed disorder characterized by inattention to girls including little interest in pursuing friendships with them, hyperactivity around boys, and impulsiveness towards boys (both sexual and non-sexual).

As with all disorders there are differing symptoms among sufferers which also may include;
Having several 'crushes' and/or 'seeing' seeing several different boys concurrently, Seeing boys as objects and thus "collectible" and craving male attention.

Note: Sufferers behaviors can be seen as more socially acceptable than sluts as their behaviors are not always sexual, however general consensus is that featured behaviors are on a par with that of sexual sluts due to emotional impact on boys that may unknowingly get involved.

Etiology - can be several contributing factors.

Read also Daddy issues

Sluts often can be suffering from an undiagnosed sever case of Boy attention-deficit disorder.

by Dr Phillski July 8, 2010

Selective Cleaning Disorder

Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.

I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!

by createsnap October 27, 2010

Post Dramatic Status Disorder

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends

Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.

by JaMarko November 25, 2011

Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.

Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012

diarrhea writing disorder

One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.

"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."

by not reading it October 21, 2012