dickinshmurf

when you stroke your cock so hard that the tip gets sore and bleeds down the shaft of the penis and soaks your pubic hair

Person 1: Dude! I just got a dickinshmurf!

Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point

Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood

by tinglytiptoucher December 7, 2024

Dickfling

Its like when you get snot on your hand and you fling your hand but instead there’s cum on your penis and you fling it off

Last night he gave her the old Dickfling after she made him cum

by OutlawRacer December 31, 2024

Dicking

It’s a casual, somewhat slangy expression used to convey frustration or a decision to stop engaging with something that’s proving to be too troublesome or not worth the effort.

I’m done dicking with this.

by Macdaddyaz January 2, 2025

dickminiscing

The act of nostalgically recalling or reflecting on past encounters, experiences, or sightings involving dicks—often with humor, curiosity, or disbelief. A playful twist on “reminiscing.”

“Happy is the type to be dickminiscing every second of the day.”

Or slightly more playful:

“Happy stays dickminiscing every second of the day like it’s a full-time job.”

by Dickminiscing March 17, 2026

Dicking

When two men use their penises to dual each other just how giraffes do with their necks

During their double date Michael and John went into the restroom to have a dicking battle to decide who gets to sleep with the female redhead

by Mikodo August 25, 2025

Dicking downs

To have sex with a person that has Down syndrome.

Hey see that girl with down syndrome over there? I wouldn’t mind dicking downs

by Masterpatty September 21, 2025

Urban dicking it

When you hear an obscure word or reference for something you don't know about and before asking any questions simply look it up on urban dictionary

User 1: Wtf is rule 34

User 2: Idk i'm urban dicking it

by Jamesiversonverizon July 19, 2010