by BRUHHHHHHHHbloodyhell November 1, 2020
Get the Mr Davemug. Roadie Dave - is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. Their aggression is usually sexual in nature. They tend to yell and scream obscenities.
Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)
Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!
Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )
Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!
Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )
by Fudgie June 29, 2017
Get the Roadie Davemug. To be "Daved Out" means that you have no authority or say in what you do, who you talk to or how you live your life, because your girl has taken over control. Guys that are "Daved Out" are not allowed to hang out with their friends unless they ask permission from their woman. "Daved Out" also can refer to backing out of something without a real explanation.
Anyone who is "Daved Out" is a total pussy.
Other forms of the word include: "Dave Move," or "Total Dave."
Anyone who is "Daved Out" is a total pussy.
Other forms of the word include: "Dave Move," or "Total Dave."
Ever since Aaron has been dating that new girl, he has totally Daved Out." "Nick totally Daved Out and left the bar as soon as his girl called." "Rich pulled a total Dave Move by not answering my question." "Greg is a Total Dave."
by NotaJen10 September 2, 2010
Get the Daved Outmug. Someone who is "Daved Out" likes to play in Fantasy Sports leagues. Unfortunately, this guy always pays his entrance money late. He waits to see if he has a shot at the winnings, and then he comes up with the loot. In the worst-case situations, when someone behaves like the ORIGINAL Dave, he may not ever offer to pay until he finds out that he has won first place in the league.
Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Nick is going to the Usher concert like a Total Dave. Aaron totally "Daved Out" and didn't pay Mike for the March Madness Fantasy League.
by NotAJen10 September 30, 2010
Get the Daved Outmug. A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010
Get the Stripey Davemug. 
The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
Get the dave simonmug.