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Daved Out

Someone who is "Daved Out" likes to play in Fantasy Sports leagues. Unfortunately, this guy always pays his entrance money late. He waits to see if he has a shot at the winnings, and then he comes up with the loot. In the worst-case situations, when someone behaves like the ORIGINAL Dave, he may not ever offer to pay until he finds out that he has won first place in the league.

Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."
Nick is going to the Usher concert like a Total Dave. Aaron totally "Daved Out" and didn't pay Mike for the March Madness Fantasy League.
by NotAJen10 September 30, 2010
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Daved Out

To be "Daved Out" means that you have no authority or say in what you do, who you talk to or how you live your life, because your girl has taken over control. Guys that are "Daved Out" are not allowed to hang out with their friends unless they ask permission from their woman. "Daved Out" also can refer to backing out of something without a real explanation.

Anyone who is "Daved Out" is a total pussy.
Other forms of the word include: "Dave Move," or "Total Dave."
Ever since Aaron has been dating that new girl, he has totally Daved Out." "Nick totally Daved Out and left the bar as soon as his girl called." "Rich pulled a total Dave Move by not answering my question." "Greg is a Total Dave."
by NotaJen10 September 2, 2010
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Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010
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Dave Sprackman

Coded reference to methamphetamine. Hidden derivative of the word spracked. A name to use in sensitive areas when looking for meth.
Did Dave Sprackman ever make it to the party? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
by WillyV November 16, 2007
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dave-danning

Man, are you following them? There was a great dave-danning tonight!
by Chase1263070 December 28, 2013
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Glockboy dave

A cool lowkey guy who dont care what others think, loyal, a gangsta but a big baby for his girl,and he's good at graphic arts. Glockboy dave haves trust issues, so when someone want to be cool with him he is a little nervous. Glockboy dave is a great boyfriend to have he will take care of you, send little but meaning full paragraph, and most of all love her girlfriend no matter what even when he's mad at her. Glockboy dave will require time and patience when dating him, nevertheless he will make you feel happy no matter what.
Fuck steve, get you a glockboy dave OGD.
by Dave frm 120 November 7, 2019
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Big Dave

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