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by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017
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by Lrg151 August 20, 2017
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He is a bold person who is full of him self and can be cocky most of the time.
He is a bold person who is full of him self and can be cocky most of the time.
by Jamie clockwall October 24, 2018
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Girl 2: Really! I need me some of Dakota.
Girl 1: Back off bitch! He is mine.
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by DaDepressedFarmer October 30, 2018
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by Mememasterisgay December 27, 2018
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by lovie:) June 12, 2018
Get the Dakota Kaiser mug.The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.
Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.
by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018
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