Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

by zippercow September 14, 2016

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Dick Daddy Dock

A doctor that is your father and dicks his patients down and cheats on your mother. (Definition made by a local walnutmusic)

Why is your father a dick Daddy dock? I think your mom needs to know.

by Dick Daddy Dock July 6, 2021

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Deuce in Dry-Dock

The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.

"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."

by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011

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dock measuring contest

A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.

Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.

The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.

by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021

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Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

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