The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.
PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”
by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022
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Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
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Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so
by theachiever September 25, 2022
Get the Upper deck mug.When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
Get the Parking Deck Pounder mug.When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.
You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.
by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023
Get the Upper deck foul mug."Upper Deck" signifies being on top, having a superior position, standing on the highest deck of a ship. It's about leadership.. It's not just a position, but a state of mind. It's the "Upper Deck" status.
Sure, here's an example: "Her unmatched beauty and popularity placed her on the 'Upper Deck', making her superior to everyone else."
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