dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

just dave

When someone is Just Dave.

Im just dave.

by Just Justin June 21, 2017

Dave Dog

Dave dog. SHe choofs down durrys like its fucking gonna save her life. She once rolled moffdog for his tns when he wasnt looking. Every 5 minutes she goes for a dart in the school toilets but gets caught and suspended. She rolled the principal and only got 3 day Internal. Her and keldog were a thing but then she got rolled by Keldog. She is not liked because she grew up in Paradise then move to Elizabeth Downs at 5 years old where she rolled otr for some smokes. she is fucking crazy when its comes to Smokes. SHe once walked around Davoren and got jumped then went straight for a Rage at keldogs

Dont go near Dave Dog she fuckings reeks of Baccy

by kel dog October 21, 2021

Mr Dave

The most boring teacher ever. HE HAS SUCH A SLEEPY AND BORING VOICE.

This teacher is a Mr Dave

by BRUHHHHHHHHbloodyhell November 1, 2020

Basic Dave

The most basic guy on the block, he tends to be the most basic person ever to exist, that is not an insult, if you've been crowned Basic Dave, you're a legend :)

hey, you see Basic Dave, I heard he's so basic, he drives a ford fiesta but overall he's an amazing guy

by Cis Knight Alex October 10, 2019

Roadie Dave

Roadie Dave - is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. Their aggression is usually sexual in nature. They tend to yell and scream obscenities.

Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)

Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!

Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )

by Fudgie June 29, 2017

Dave Hit

When somebody takes a bong hit that is really quick and still gets a ton of smoke. Usually performed by ripping the bong extremely hard but only for a second and a half.

Joe just took a dave hit off that Sour Diesel with that sweet bong.

by Davey from the Navy March 8, 2010