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n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.
person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact
by brickgerman October 21, 2019
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Pre-marital eye contact

a sin.
John: Jessica and I made pre-marital eye contact last night😫

Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!
by hidinginestrogen June 19, 2021
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Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant
sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.
by sierra&jade February 10, 2009
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Cuntasaurus

A stupid whore who thinks she is hott shit but in reality resembles a t-rex or raptor or dinosauric looking creature.

Might be good at giving head because her looks are getting her no where.

Has no friends becuase everyone knows she is a slut.

She thinks she owns everyone and everything but all she really has is herpes.
Guy 1: "damn how could you hit that last night? shes the ugliest creature i;ve ever seen!!! what would you even call that?"

Guy 2: "Shes called a cuntasaurus.....shes fugly but shes an expert at puffing the pen1s."

Guy 1: "cant....llook...any more..... ew!"
by babygirl10500009 October 2, 2011
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centa

a center ,centre centre central part of a town
comin to da centa ,central hood
by Atanas Kostov-Atakk January 20, 2005
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cuntastic

Opposite of cuntrageous. Adjective used to describe a desirable or fantastic situation or event.
WE WON LOTTO! Cuntastic!
by Ryan September 13, 2004
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cuntarse

The most derogatory and offensive thing that you can call someone. Rivalled only by cuntox.
You useless, idiotic cuntarse
by Ophelia Minge October 18, 2003
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