the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
by swiggityswagbruh March 26, 2016
When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.
That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.
-What you mean the show?
Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.
-Toadly.
-What you mean the show?
Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.
-Toadly.
by EvenMore February 02, 2012
by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021
When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
by Slylock October 16, 2019
by 808GUAC March 21, 2022
The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
by ginormous george July 28, 2022
An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 03, 2018