credit

(n.) The promise of getting laid.

Any guy who did something like buy me season tickets, he would soooo get credit (ahem) for it for a long time.

by qxdwlrp September 21, 2005

Credit card

To swipe a credit card in someone's ass from bottom to top as deep as you can.

Holy shit, that bitch just got credit carded!

by Brunoff May 21, 2008

Irish Credit Card

When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.

He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.

by Pseuso March 30, 2020

Credit Frog

A frog of whom will collect your taxes or your toes if you don’t play them. There may only be one credit frog but they are a small and might force of the Breaded Bread church.

Person A: Hey, make sure to play your taxes or the credit frog could get you.
Person B: Oh! Thanks for the reminder.
Person A: No problem

by Hollow_Llama March 15, 2021

Credit

I want credit for my shit. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Iam "I'm really upset right now. I had a bad night. This isn't fun for me anymore. I want my shit. What gives you the right to withhold anything from me? You woke up here just like I did. I need to be able to tell people to do things because they will die if I can't. I need the save them. I won't let you do this forever. Give me credit for the things I have done."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

My credit card number

102839182

Hey I just got the 69 $ from that free online money store
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number

by Shrimp 🍤 November 12, 2020

Pussy Credit Score

The % amount of orgasms you have given others over the amount of orgasms you've had with a cap of 850.

"My pussy credit score is 640."

by pussycreditscore✨ November 24, 2020