a formerly attractive wife who now lives off her ex husband. much like the caged big cats at the zoo who merely pace back and forth in their cages, unable to hunt or fend for themselves in the wild and live off of meat thrown in the cage; generally fat and lazy
by plstxmd March 10, 2009
A person who's face resembles the ass hole of a cougar or looks as though it has been mauled by a cougar!
by Joshua Costa July 17, 2008
to smear or wipe something under someone else's nose, most commonly used is ballsweat, anything sticky or wet can also be used.
by mikal3 February 20, 2006
Those supporting the Washington State University cougars who exhibit obnoxious behavior, arrogance and smack talk but did not attend the school. Most of these fans didn’t go to college and only have semi-retarded friends who attend WSU. They may also leverage a family connection (i.e my brother didn't get into UW so he went to WSU, therefore I have the right to talk smack about the Dawgs and act like a tool) to justify the poor, classless behavior. Ironically, it’s typically the Jack-Cougars who get the most defensive, trash talk the most about the University of Washington Huskies and respond with shouting of uneducated expletives.
Emily Spring is such a Jack-cougar. She couldn't even get into community college but still talks shit about the Dawgs
by realdawgfan March 11, 2011
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 12, 2017
The Original CougarA.KA. "Demi Moore".. An old soap opera hag,that used to be a minor celebrity that prefers twinks to give her life meaning.
Someone that is older & used up ;and never had a son,only girls so thats her way of having a son. Looks younger now then she was at 20. Some plastic surgions work magic ! One day he will awaken to his GRANNY !
Someone that is older & used up ;and never had a son,only girls so thats her way of having a son. Looks younger now then she was at 20. Some plastic surgions work magic ! One day he will awaken to his GRANNY !
That wrinkled old bitch in the corner is gonna pull a "Demi Moore"A.K.A. Original Cougar; on the cute little twinker sic.unsuspecting busboy,or poolboy,cabana boy
by thecandykidsduo July 15, 2009
Taking the cougar relationship (younger man/older woman, age difference more than ten years or so) to the next level and getting married. This used to be very rare and still is relatively rare. Most cougars are not looking for permanent relationships like marriage.
My best friend did ultimate cougar last weeekend when he got married; he's twenty-nine and she's forty five.
by former Wyeth again December 22, 2011