It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

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Comie

A comie is a co-worker who is also your homie.

Meeting a "comie" occurs through work but the relationship evolves into the person becoming a homie.

This person is considered a "comie" because they are first and foremost still a co-worker, but you f*ck with them.

Pronounced: (CO-MEE)

Frank: Invite Rachel to the strip club tonight!

Mark: Nah, Rachel is the comie. She can't see how lit we REALLY get.

by JasCrockett July 21, 2017

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Truimph the Insult Comic Dog

I Keed I Keed , I'm Joking With U! Just Like A Dog!} He might become a BIGGER rappa than 2 Pac! Come Poop with Me!

Jaylo Jaylo 2 a doggies nose her Ass is the Holy Grailo! Two Poop on!

by OLSKOO December 2, 2003

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Coming For Your Neck

In the event of a dispute (beef) when one, or both parties are prepared to take the life of the other for being a " bitch nigga" . This is a particularly serious taunt, eluding to the sensitivity of ones exposed neck.

Yo when Darius found out you fucked his girl, he's coming for your neck.

by Mitpal June 8, 2019

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