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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".
by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006
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Coffee bean pussy

A coffee bean pussy is a vagina which resembles a coffee bean, i.e. a vagina with next to nothing lips.
Woow, look at that girls vagina, It looks just like a coffee bean pussy with all crack and no lips...
by McDanni November 14, 2011
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Coffee Slut

A professor who purposely spills coffee on her cleavage for probably attention from the class. Which gives people the idea that she most likely stripped her way though college and is a slut .
She doesn't buy coffee to drink it, she buys it to be a coffee slut .

Oh my god, that coffee slut professor of mine spilled coffee on herself and now my mid-term paper has boob stains on it.

Stop spilling coffee on yourself you coffee slut
by bcarrot January 23, 2011
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hot coffee

one of many excuses the government wants to keep from selling violent/sexual games.
mainly it seems like they just wanna ban games in general instead of worrying about somthing more important.

hot coffe was a mod that let u have sex with ur gf in gta san andreas.
aparently hillary clinton said we shouldnt sell violent or sexual games to kids but shes to retarted to know that they ask for id in the first place as if it were an adult movie.
by lookin4chopperz September 6, 2005
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coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.
Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure
by pookleblinky December 3, 2004
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Coffee Mugging

When you get a full rager and stick the head of your dick in your belly button. (Credit given to Mark Barhoglia for this term)
I was Coffee Mugging when she was stroking me mid shaft and licking my taint
by JeffHoekstra September 28, 2009
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coffee sex

When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him
coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood

babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!

I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm

You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(

Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?
by Sharkgirl84 July 28, 2010
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