Comer

Best damn platoon commander an MCJROTC could ask for. Definitely can shred on guitar.

3rd platoon, best platoon, is led by 2nd lieutenant Comer.

Have you heard comer play guitar? He can really shred?

by Jonathan.mustdie October 23, 2017

Colbertophobia

The fear of being laughed out of office.

After his failed memo, Devin Nunes developed a bad case of Colbertophobia.

by WTF is going on here? May 9, 2018

Commercialographer

Someone who creates a commercial.

I need to hire a Commercialographer to make a commercial

by Insane Human May 12, 2018

commercials-interlude scramble

Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.

While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.

by QuacksO February 27, 2019

commercracy

control of the activity of buying and selling

Commerce is defined as "the activity of buying and selling, especially on a large scale" (Oxford Dictionary).

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-cracy is the "word-forming element forming nouns meaning "rule or government by," from French -cratie or directly from Medieval Latin -cratia, from Greek -kratia "power, might; rule, sway; power over; a power, authority," from kratos "strength," from PIE *kre-tes- "power, strength," (Online Etymology Dictionary)

Commercracy is not new but is not known well in common usage.

by Greg Blandford March 19, 2019

Commerce Township

city in Michigan that borders West Bloomfield. lotta nice people but one of those cities where if you don’t smoke you ain’t cool. full of cocaine gangs. most of the people are fake and full of drama. 95% chance you’ll get used by money/weed.

not a fun city to live in
Person 1: should I move to commerce?
Person 2: no don’t, commerce township people are fake and lame and it’s boring

by Anon199291 July 29, 2019

Comerapy

Providing subconscious therapy through comedy by dealing with their inner child.

Comerapy is sucking the shit out of Trump!

by Dios mio man October 9, 2019