Wells College

A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.

Person A: So where did you go to school

Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.

Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.

Person B: No, Wells College

Person A: ...Wesleyan?

Person B: ...

by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020

Alkimos college

Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards

“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce”
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”

by Putasmacka October 21, 2021

College Confused

People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion

"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"

by mosa mose August 22, 2011

college tourture

A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.

"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."

by wingit123 October 20, 2011

college whore

An annoying high school senior who gets into a top college EA but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.

Bob just got into Yale early, but he's still applying to ten other schools... what a stupid college whore.

by Anonyemousssssssssssssssssssss January 10, 2012

ithaca college

a haven for stoners and hippies.

guy: dude, where do you go to college?
other guy: I go IC, man.
guy: oh sweet, can i buy some pot from you?
other guy: sure!

by willow_tree September 29, 2004

wesley college

A small safety school in Dover, DE. Students are pretty much from preppy midatlantic stock, unable to get into UD, Rutgers, Villanova, Penn State or Maryland

Student One: I'm going to Wesley College! I'm glad I didn't get into anywhere else. The other schools are too big anyway.

Student Two: Looks like I'm going to Wesley College. I guess it's better than no college at all.

by nugsso69 May 4, 2006