college

A place of higher education where professors try to screw students out of their money by being hard-asses and make them drop out; also a place where sex and beer are rumored to be in plentiful supply :)

Steve: Damn, I had to do a 50-page report on the stock market! Hey John, what did ya do today?
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!

by TigerX May 6, 2005

Collin

Collin is an absolutely amazing friend and good person in general. He is a great listener, and is always there to help you through a difficult time and offer you advice. Although he often doubts himself and his abilities, and doesn’t realize how special he is, he is very compassionate and caring, and will always be there for you when you need it. Has a great sense of humor, and is great at planning fun things to do. If you have a Collin in your life, you’re lucky

Person 1: Man, I was having great a really rough night yesterday, but I talked to Collin and he really helped cheer me up
Person 2: of course he did, Collin always knows how to make you feel better!

by Gibblit the narwhal March 31, 2019

Tim Burton Collective

A website dedicated to filmmaker Tim Burton. Contains one of the strangest message boards ever.

The denizens of the Tim Burton Collective MSG board are an eccentric bunch.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

Rob James-Collier

Most known for by his portrayal as the fabulous gay underbutler Thomas Barrow in the hit British soap opera, Downton Abbey. Also known as the sexiest and most perfect man alive.

Rob James-Collier... where do I even begin?

Well, he's stunning (see Vogue photoshoot)

His accent.... *fangirls uncontrollably*

Thomas... He is the master of sass, class, not to mention his excellent ass. He is the gorgeous gay underbutler who serves at Downton Abbey, is in love with Jimmy, and did I mention his perfection?

by Lil Zeus March 19, 2013

Epping Secondary College

Shittest school out. Teachers don't know shit and will exit you for breathing. It's druggie galore and everyone acts top shit like they own the place
You'll want to jump off a bridge after being at this school for a day so a few words of wisdom

DON'T GO TO THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SCHOOL

Boy: so, what school you go to?
Girl: Epping Secondary College why?
Boy: hang on a second im getting a phone call *calls cops*

by Lmfaobye September 16, 2018

College Massage

A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonic motivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.

Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

college

Kinda like the 60's only with ipods and a wider variety of drugs and STDs

Grandpa: Well little Billy are you excited to go off to college?
Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!

by Ram Rod September 26, 2008