by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
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When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.
by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016
Get the comfort-porn clothes mug.A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.
by KayG June 13, 2020
Get the Fapricated Cloth mug.Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.
Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
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Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?
Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
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