A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger
by My pp hurts May 22, 2019
carson is a lovable person who cares for everyone, rude and mean sometimes but he’s the sweetest person you will ever meet he cheers up everyone he’s around
carson<3
by youmakemefeelsafee November 21, 2021
Gangsta ass
Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...
Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...
Carson will fuck your bitch.
by Vaginaslayer6969 October 01, 2019
Carson will break your heart. He will tell you he wants to be single but still toy you around just so he can feel better about breaking your heart. The end.
by yuhyuhyuhhbh November 24, 2021
A profound gentleman that can attract many women. If they have the name Carson James lindgren it’s even better. If this is the case they will have an amazing life to go along with the obscure rizz.
by Braden wright December 18, 2024
A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.
by Four big guys May 11, 2022
Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023