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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo
I Cano Feel Estu Ojo
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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Canoe

When you grab a dude’s cock and row it like a canoe.
She bent my dick while canoeing me last night
by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019
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Canoe

The sexual act in where one woman lies on her back, performing oral sex on one man, allowing vaginal or anal penetration from another man, whilst a third man tittyfucks her. The three men must syncrothise there thrust and , if desired shout "Stroke!" whilst thrusting to fully simulate a wonderful summer camp feeling.
"Yo man you down to canoe with Zack and Jessica later."
by Richard Slammer October 19, 2018
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Ashley Cano

she’s a v supportive friend! she is one of my only friends, ik sad. and she loves to talk sh!t with me💗 anyways love u gurl🔐 have a great day!⭐️
by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022
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jute canoe

noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick
Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires
by Coolpoker June 7, 2017
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who canoes

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!
by -mojo November 10, 2020
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