The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.
(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."
"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."
"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."
by stephensbastardchild February 5, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020
Get the Redneck Canadamug. Guy1: hey dude want to come over later today?
Guy2: Yea sure, I'll bring my bag of dead babies over.
Guy1: Dude, you took that Canada Far.
Guy2: Yea sure, I'll bring my bag of dead babies over.
Guy1: Dude, you took that Canada Far.
by FlyingPotatoToasterCatGorilla January 9, 2014
Get the Canada Farmug. 1: a canadian magazine that was once called 'The beaver'. 2: A depraved sex act that involces a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of canadian maple syrup and the Stanley Cup
1: "Im reading The Beaver", "Its now called Canadas History.", "no, Im reading The Beaver porn magizine."
2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
by Dodger863 February 4, 2010
Get the Canadas Historymug. A powerful SMR duo that involved the legendary Purify and Trigek. Commonly part of the Crusaders alliance, they are known for their impossibly good coordination and they're deadly use of double mother ships. Known to take on enemy ops fleets and come away with two or more kills before escaping.
Smor: Man, Team Canada just got 4 kills.
Mar: I wish I was as cool as team Canada.
Orca: Team Canada are my idols.
Mar: I wish I was as cool as team Canada.
Orca: Team Canada are my idols.
by Underground Press November 13, 2006
Get the Team Canadamug. the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.
by christopher huntopus February 6, 2010
Get the canadas historymug. The sexual act in which you pour maple syrup into a cup half way. You then collect moose leavings and put it into the Stanly Cup. Saw off moose antlers from either a live moose or a wall mounted moose head, you mix the syrup and moose scat with one antler. With the other you are to have a female or male partner and you spank the person with the antler. With the cup you pour the syrup/moose scat over the person. As you do, you are to sing the canadian anthem. After the cup is empty the person covered in the stuff is to vomit into the cup, and you are to jack off into it and mix this with the first antler. This you are to pour over you while naming Canada's provenses. After you have poured the vomit/cum over you, you and the partner is to fist eachother's asses at the same time, and saying "eh?" over and over.
1.The most vial and distrubing sexual act I have ever heared of is called Canada's History
2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot
2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot
by dothebedn February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.