The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

the Curse of the Bit

It's the curse one gets when being in the same server as 8-bit. It is when one is near leveling up in the game 'Overwatch' but can't because he/she is missing the required Experience Point amount which is 20.000 with 1000 points or less. The Curse happens at random.

A: OMG I NEED ONLY 200 POINTS TO LEVEL UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...

by dayvidcafe October 10, 2018

Third curse

is the state of a team/player being supported by third, leading to their INEVITABLE DEMISE. BASTA PAG NASUPORTAHAN KA TAPOS KA NA

Third supported Dejounte Murray, thus; he had the third curse.

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Big footed curse

Big Footed curse.

We knew he was larger than most. His hands and feet were evident of that, but he never stopped growing the big footed curse took affect only at age 9. His hands and feet became grotesquely disproportion to the rest of his body

by Xyyguy May 25, 2023

Red Curse

A disease that, once acquired, is a recurring bleeding of the genitals in a 30 day cycle.

I would fuck her sideways, but she has the Red Curse.

by RedCurse April 13, 2013

Trump curse

Being admired by those you despise and being despised by those you admire.

Milo is such a troll that he will lose all this friends. This guy will end up with the Trump curse.

by cordeironuno April 10, 2024

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025