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Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
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Counting-Color

verb

The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.

Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.
In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"
by Perfidious Coda January 18, 2018
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Count choadulus

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus
by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021
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Count Dankula

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"
by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024
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karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
mugGet the karma countmug.

count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."
That kid is such a count chodula.
by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007
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