A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.
Person A: So where did you go to school
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020
Get the Wells Collegemug. Alkimos college is a cunty school filled with cunty students, they consist of silly faggots, dumb cunt eshay lads and cunted tryhards
“Wassup my cracka how you been”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce”
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”
“Onion and cheese dipping sauce”
“Alkimos college been a reel L bruv”
by Putasmacka October 21, 2021
Get the Alkimos collegemug. The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!
by come to st mike's October 9, 2019
Get the Mentor Collegemug. The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.
A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)
by Coffee0239 May 6, 2020
Get the College Confidentialmug. An annoying high school senior who gets into a top college EA but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.
Bob just got into Yale early, but he's still applying to ten other schools... what a stupid college whore.
by Anonyemousssssssssssssssssssss January 10, 2012
Get the college whoremug. guy: dude, where do you go to college?
other guy: I go IC, man.
guy: oh sweet, can i buy some pot from you?
other guy: sure!
other guy: I go IC, man.
guy: oh sweet, can i buy some pot from you?
other guy: sure!
by willow_tree September 29, 2004
Get the ithaca collegemug. A small safety school in Dover, DE. Students are pretty much from preppy midatlantic stock, unable to get into UD, Rutgers, Villanova, Penn State or Maryland
Student One: I'm going to Wesley College! I'm glad I didn't get into anywhere else. The other schools are too big anyway.
Student Two: Looks like I'm going to Wesley College. I guess it's better than no college at all.
Student Two: Looks like I'm going to Wesley College. I guess it's better than no college at all.
by nugsso69 May 4, 2006
Get the wesley collegemug.