g-string cling

The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.

Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

by g-othermal October 17, 2008

saggy clit

When women get old and suffer the agony of a saggy clitoris.

Oh my god Katie! You have a massively saggy clit!

by Darkstryder January 12, 2008

hop off my clit

mind your own business, stay away from me, if someone is getting in your space to much you can use this phrase. If someone is trying to know way too much about you.

Hanna C says"hop off my clit" on facebook daily to let girls know to stay out of her life, and leave herand her boyfriend alone.

by Dennys on camp March 10, 2011

clit eater

a lesbian.

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."

by Nick D May 1, 2003

cloint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with clear cellulose-based rolling papers such as JOB Crystal. The end product is a space-age transparent joint.

"You guys know that Sally always gets cheet on the joint. If we roll a cloint, at least we won't have to see it."

by Mondotrasho February 22, 2009

clit

Nature's Rubix Cube.

To find the clit is to find true happiness.

by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005

10 Inch Clit

What a tough woman has instaed of brass Balls

That woman talks like she has a 10 inch clit

by Karl J. McCraley October 17, 2003