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Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus
I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.
by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018
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Hot cheeto girl

a girl who wears airforce 1s and has long ass nails.
Dude Trisha is such a hot cheeto girl.
by zoralfe September 14, 2021
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cheeto hooping

When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
Omg bro my girlfriend wanted to go cheeto hooping at the bar. We did it… It was kinda hot.
by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022
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Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.
"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."
by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007
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Cheetos

a group of people that look like trump getting together to ride their motorcycles sideways
look at those dumb AF Cheetos over there
by sidewaysmotorcyleontop January 31, 2024
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Cheetoing

The act of sucking your fingers clean after inserting them in a vagina.
1. I woke up with the craziest taste in my mouth after cheetoing with my boo last night.

2. Her: do you need a paper towel
Me: nah it’s fine I’ll just Cheeto
by Munglord May 26, 2024
mugGet the Cheetoingmug.

@hott._.cheetos

wow that is epic @hott._.cheetos
by p0o ma5ter April 1, 2019
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