When a woman gets on her knees and angles herself to where her head is up higher than her butt. A man with diarrhea shall go to the top of her body just below her head, and poop out his fecal matter onto her back. As it slides down her back and off her butt cheeks, it look's like a California mudslide.
by WhoFlungCum November 25, 2009
by emmi 4 yo face February 06, 2008
A blowjob. It is based on the double meaning of the following lines from California Dreaming by The Mamas and the Papas:
stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray
stopped into a church
I passed along the way
well, I got down on my knees
and I pretend to pray
by braulio009 September 21, 2009
A California-style left wing Liberal, a "nanny-stater" who appears to act all for black and colored minority rights on the outside, but is really a white racist on the inside.
Did you hear 'bout John, he talks so hip hop, like he's so cool with the black culture, but yesterday he was overheard saying how frustrating it is working to help black people, they are two steps lower on the genetic ladder than any other race, how nothing can be done to change that, and that's why we have to work on all these nanny state programs.
No, man, you gotta be kiddin', John said that?
Yeah.
What a kiss-ass California Oreo.
Yeah. Bitch slapped by the libs again.
No, man, you gotta be kiddin', John said that?
Yeah.
What a kiss-ass California Oreo.
Yeah. Bitch slapped by the libs again.
by Liberal Bitch Slap January 06, 2010
Home of Corcoran State Prison holding some of the baddest inmates such as Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson (Helter Skelter)
PERSON: I didn't know Robert F. Kennedy's assassin was Sirhan Sirhan
OTHER PERSON: WHAT??? you didnt know that!
PERSON: Noo?
OTHER PERSON: oh well yeah he's currently in Corcoran California State Prison
OTHER PERSON: WHAT??? you didnt know that!
PERSON: Noo?
OTHER PERSON: oh well yeah he's currently in Corcoran California State Prison
by BAYBEEBOOGUTTAGIRL September 02, 2009
"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.
by pocket boy May 13, 2009
a girl is on all fours and you cum in her butthole. then she stays the same way while you lie under her with your mouth open. you the grab her butt cheeks and shake her butt until your cum exits her ass and falls/slides into your mouth.
by LybtheTerrible January 31, 2011