burning wood

Smoking Weed.

Captain Don: "You're gonna have to take every other draw tonight, because scottie crab got hurt, so its just you and dunny in the circles tonight. But I need you to pace yourself it's the Championship game for all the marbles"

Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"

Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)

by ScaldedDog August 4, 2009

fag burn

A burn created from a lit cigarette being put out.

Jimmy, last night you went and left me a fag burn on my shirt!!

by HHHandle93 August 6, 2010

ultimate burn

When a dude lets a silent hot fart slip out that he thinks won't stink and it fills up half a building with shit smell.

Bob: That was embarrassing, Joe Balzano just had the ultimate burn and now the library has to be evacuated.

by Lee Budlong February 2, 2009

Lip-Burn

When someone fucks the lips of a vagina so hard that the forskin of the penis becomes red and soar in a stinging manner. (Basically feels like a sunburn)

Jeff slammed Jane tight pussy so hard that he got lip-burn

by Monstermax November 22, 2010

Burning the Paint

means to smoke the roach of a blunt. Originates from three high schooler's in Oakland who put the roach into the window of a hotwheels car, and smoked the roach by inhaling through the other window. This "burned the paint" on the top of the car, hence the saying.

stoner #1: yo bruh do you throw away the roach when you're almost burning yo fingers?

stoner #2: nah man that's a waste of weed, I stay burning the paint.

by OakStoner April 14, 2010

Bitch Burn

a burn given to a bitch, most commonly on the arm,with a cigarette, cigar, or pipe to signify how much of a whore she is

aye man stay away from that hoe! didn't you see that bitch burn on her arm?

by JAsper133 November 15, 2010

wood burn

The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.

"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."

"Damn."

by DJ Al January 8, 2008