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National Bring Your Pet To School Day

National Bring Your Pet To School Day. You FOR SURE WONT GET CAUGHT... Haha.
Teacher: Why did you bring your pet to school? Didn't you read the rules?!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
by Retired Teacher x3 August 6, 2021
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sergey brin

Just a wealthy billionaire committed to bring censorship levels in the west close to those otherwise only seen in dystopian novels and communist dictatorships.
Ironic that Sergey Brin said he fled from the Soviet Union.
by Severin_Bro October 9, 2021
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bring the pretty

To be an exceptionally beautiful person, male or female, who causes positive genital sensations when they enter a room. Their mere attractiveness is usually enough to light up a room and start conversations.
Beyonce: Malik, should I bring any refreshaments to your party this Saturday?
Malik: No, Bebe, just bring the pretty.
Beyonce: LOL, okay.

Angelina: Brad, you don't need to marry me, 'cause motherfucker, you bring the pretty!
Brad: Why thank you, Angelina!!!
by Mixed Race Kid March 24, 2009
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Brine the trout

When a live trout is inserted into the vagina to naturally brine while writhing to its death and pleasuring the recipient.

Added bonus: Trout tail tickle- as the above trout is writhing, one's lesbian lover grinds against the tail for a special tickle.
After the fishing trip, Joanna wanted to brine the trout and its flapping tail titilated Leslie's twat.
by the medium easy December 7, 2009
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bring the heat

1. (n.) Another name for the flash game 'Curveball'.
2. (v.) To play 'Curveball'.
1. Dude, I got to level 10 on Bring the Heat! He was literally bringin' the heat tenfold!
2. I was bringin' the heat the other day while my roommates were S'in each others D's! Gross!
by Ryan Fitz May 4, 2006
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bring it

Expression used by losers these days, especially Gen-Y, who thing they're so cool and often wear Usher style sunglasses.
Loser A: "I think I'm so cool, I should eat my own shit"
Loser B: "Bring it!"
by Chowsa Ninja September 13, 2011
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bring

the action of getting me MY SHIT
bring me my shit, bitch.
by Mike W. January 21, 2003
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