bladee

my favorite artist but for some reason whenever i listen to him i suddenly forget how to bathe myself

"BROOOO you smell like SHITTT!"
"chill bruh im listening to bladee rn"
"makes sense"

by wzrd101 June 10, 2025

Mount and Blade

One of the greatest RPG games of all time. Makes you feel like you're Julius Caesar

I was playing Mount and Blade yesterday and ended up capturing Sargoth.

by jnels845 April 12, 2024

Stellar Blade

a video game with which gooners fall in love

-What's this game?
-Stellar Blade is a game that satisfies all of my hentai

by doweknowwhotheelderis April 29, 2024

Blade

an individual who is being lame or don’t wanna have fun

“Bro don’t be a blade let’s go out”

by Mikey_funnyguy April 30, 2024

Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Nigsaw Blade

A jigsaw blade with 6 or 7 gold teeth coated with fried chicken grease. Used for cutting bicycle locks.

Let me grab my nigsaw blade to get into this storage shed.

by Dushdrei May 10, 2024