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bear with

Used to avert and prevent others from speaking when receiving and reading an SMS. Usually to remain in focus! Made popular by the British sitcom Miranda.
Used when in a conversation with a group of people receiving and reading an SMS.
"Bear with, bear with, bear with..."
by joachimt December 14, 2011
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Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
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Gay Beard

The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.
Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.
by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010
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jelly beard

when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.
girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext

please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)
by glenn666 February 27, 2007
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Honey Bear

A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.

A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Derek - Hey Honey Bear.
Shonda- Hi baby.

Shonda- I Love You Honey Bear.
by Koala Bears March 31, 2010
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Hipster Beard

A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..

A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair

B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face

C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?

Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery

Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009
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bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girls body and she scoops it up and eats it off of her hands
Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.
by The (sixty-nine)'er February 18, 2009
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