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blow yourself up

To release a particularly nasty,smelly fart. Usually happens after eating Mexican food or something similar (e.g. Taco Bell).
Johnny watched his friend Ben wolf down five bean burritos. Johnny told Ben "you know you're going to blow yourself up in a few minutes."
by Some Guy Named Platypus February 19, 2020
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go and fuck yourself

almost same meaning as go to hell, but in a much more rude way
boy: Hey babe, care to come with me??
girl: go and fuck yourself
by number1dubagoor August 31, 2015
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put yourself in the bin

used to make someone feel stupid. often after they have made a bad joke or have simply just annoyed you.
eg1
random 1 "my boss was a total cow to me today"
random 2 "tell her to put herself in the bin!"

eg2
random 1 tells really bad joke
random 2 replies 'put yourself in the bin!'
by shoegal September 3, 2008
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go fuck yourself

A command for someone to get lost (especially from the person that says it), usually as a result of extreme annoyance. Literally it means for them to masturbate themselves, so they aren't inclined to harrass and receive sexual pleasure from the person they are annoying. It's more stinging than "fuck off" because it implies that they could not or should not find anyone else to have sex with, so they need to use the self-manipulation.
"lol, looks like i beat you at WoW again..." "go fuck yourself"
by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006
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Go google yourself

Go Google yourself - should be used when somebody is annoying you with questions and you don`t know the answer . Also means :"Leave me alone , please !" Can be used as a polite form for vulgar expression : " Go F** Yourself !!"
S: Do you know what is the capital of Nigeria ?
M: Go google yourself!!!
by Ss-aa January 12, 2009
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Selling Yourself Short

Not reaching one's full potential. The origin of the term is "short selling" a stock (i.e., betting against a company). The "short seller" essentially "borrows" stock from a company and agrees to pay back the company whatever the stock is worth at some point in the future. The purchaser sells the stock immediately, anticipating that the price will fall over the next few months. If the stock price actually falls, the purchaser will pay back the company less money than what the purchaser sold the stock for.
Jane: "I'm not good at science classes."
John: "I think your selling yourself short."

Jane: "Want to see a movie tonight?"
John: "Let's not sell ourselves short here. I heard Warren G is putting on a concert in Williamsburg."
by ZeekZeek November 13, 2009
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talk yourself in circles

1. To talk, stutter, or ramble on about something to a friend until you've gotten so confused with your own story you may not remember the point anymore.

2. To try and explain something but fail.
"So there was this guy, right? He was like, tallish, maybe some black hair. No, wait, that's wrong. Nah, I mean he had red hair and some freckles. Right? Yeah, something like that... I think, and he was... umm, wait..."
"Oh boy, here he goes again, talking himself in circles."
OR,
"Stop, don't talk yourself in circles!"

"...and it's a little orange too, with a braid belt thing around the waist, or maybe it was the arm. It was black... a little white on the sides... ahh, I can't explain this, I'm only talking myself in circles."
by Nikki Martin July 25, 2009
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