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beats

John: I got fired from work and my wife left me.

Dave: That beats. or beats.
by sccity March 9, 2010
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bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.
Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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totes my boats

1) Describes your agreeance with a proposal
2) Expresses an overwhelming sense of joy or excitement towards an occurrence or event
Grey's 'totes my boats'

Q: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
A: Totes my boats yes!
by anthubc2010-totesmyboats October 6, 2010
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beats by dre

the best headphones known to man. they were made by dr. dre, and have the best sound quality known to man. they come in different colors and some versions are wireless. also the freshest (best looking) headphones to wear.
Tommy: yo are those beats by dre?
bob: yea they are AMAZING
Tommy: damn, thise are fuckin fresh to death
by suckithardson January 10, 2012
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batshit narcissist

A form of narcissism whereas the person not only has an inflated sense of self-importance, but also have lost all connection to reality and facts. A batshit narcissist will conflate their negative or losing position with victory and supreme dominance, while simultaneously blaming anyone with facts or truth of deception and lies. See also Donald J. Trump
After the losing 2020 Presidential election, Donald Trump melted down and became the epitome of a batshit narcissist.
by Creative12 December 12, 2020
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batshal

“Batshal, what did I do to deserve this?”
by W6ldf9re November 21, 2021
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batsplaining

Bat goes on a rant about a topic unrelated to the current conversation. For example, if you are talking about a santa costume you want her to wear, she might go on a whole rant about how the color red promotes fertility.
Morty: "Hi Bat, are you gonna wear that beard for the santa costume?"

Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "

Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
by MortyCo December 13, 2022
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