by Huge FAt CAck December 16, 2021
Get the Australianmug. The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.
by Fijiwateramigo January 2, 2024
Get the Australian Bullfighting Mosquitomug. by American with spider November 3, 2020
Get the Australianmug. While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022
Get the Australian snail trailmug. An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.
by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018
Get the Australian Eskimo kissmug. I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024
Get the Australian Phone Callmug. *The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the The Great Australian Bitemug.