Anal Jackhammer

This is the upmost extreme of anal sex. This is when the fuckER gets so near the climax that he can almost TASTE IT.. so he goes faster and faster until BAM..u got like a fuckin jackhammer in the butthole..Very unpleasing to the bitch of it though...yah....

We were fuckin like animals and i got so fucked up cuz he had to pull another anal jackhammer

by Tator Tot March 31, 2004

Posterior Analysis

To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.

When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.

by shabbychef September 9, 2009

Poetry Analysis

A form of poetry reading where you take every line of text out of context and interpret it super loosely.

Teacher: Let's begin poetry analysis.
Author: The curtains are blue.
Teacher: The curtains are blue means that the owner is struggling with mental illness and is thinking about suicide.
Author: No, the curtains are fucking blue.

by mr suicide man September 29, 2020

The Hitachi Analysis 1920

On May 12th 1920 Dimitri Hitachi, a great unrecognized scientist, artist and engineer, posted his analysis and research papers on how all matter is made energy, and all energy is made up of pure materials known as Adhitness. The density of Adhitness determines its Frequency, Speed etc. and is a core part in later research and theories developed by Sir Dimitri. With adhitness being great one can say that it will be matter and not energy anymore. Adhitivity also determines electronegativity of atoms as well as proves the main reason life exists.

1. Wow Quantum Theory is pretty easy compared to The Hitachi Analysis 1920
2. I agree it looks simple but there is much more to it but it also proves several research theories!

by Dimitri Hitachi January 29, 2022

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Anal Flavouring

A subtile way of saying ones cooking isn't the greatest.

Mom, did you put anal flavouring in your spaghetti sauce?

by KevinVilleneuve August 21, 2007

Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.

After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.

by BushBaybee December 14, 2009