anal frosting

After ejaculation taking the left over semen and lightly patting it on the outer rim of the anus while a turtle head is sticking out. Frosting it like a brownie.

Danny: "Dude where is John?"
Brad: "Oh he's in his room anal frosting that girl that he met yesterday"

by Mike Kojac November 12, 2010

Anal Eclipse

When a guy lays down and his balls cover his ass-hole.

Jen: Mark, your balls are so big that there is an anal eclipse tonight!

by I_M_Stuipd May 2, 2010

anal prolapse

A medical condition in which your anus becomes inverted. Often comes from too much anal sex. Other causes may be extreme internal pressure over extended periods of time, prolonged diarrhea, or prolonged constipation.

Shit dude, I just fucked this chick's asshole so hard I gave her an anal prolapse, and I was like "lol, wut?"

by Psychosadistik October 24, 2008

anal bleach

The cosmetic bleaching of the anus, to acheive a cleaner more aesthetic look.

I love to toss salad when a girl gets a fresh anal bleaching!

by Twitch801 November 22, 2007

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

by Screechingmu March 6, 2008

Anal Holocaust

When you fart more than you shit, and as you stand up, the fumes escape from the toilet literally suffocating you in your own gas chamber of a bathroom.

Man, did you hear about Tom? He died after his brutal anal holocaust.

by Adiosk8r515 March 5, 2009

Anal shake

the act of several men releasing their semen into a females anal cavity then pouring milk into the anal cavity and haveing another girl put her mouth around the asshole entrance and drinking the sweet mixture

baby i want an anal shake so BAD!

by geofrymcdonalds May 16, 2010