You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
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with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
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