square shit

To express that the odds are slim.
Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"
by Nicky James. October 10, 2007
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Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.
Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!
by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010
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t squared

Everyone here is so skinny i feel like a t squared.

That guy just called me t squared.
by nature's.touch February 03, 2010
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lips squared

noun. synonym for female. refers to the lips on her head, and the lips between her legs.
by Misogyne November 01, 2002
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Time Squared

A term used when someone royally forgets something or when they Drop the Ball. Time Square in New York City on New Years Eve has a ball that drops to signify the entering of a new year.
"Dan was going to bring me a condom to the party but he Time Squared me, I had to settle for a blow job from that bitch."
by Calling You Out August 12, 2009
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square bracket

ASCII 91 and 93 (and hence U+005B and U+005D). Used in matching pairs to denote stage directions in a play or additions to a quotation. In programming languages with C-like syntax, square brackets typically enclose array subscripts. In mathematics, their most frequent use is to denote closed intervals of real numbers. On Urban Dictionary, because they're used for markup and there are no escape sequences, opening square brackets can never appear in the text of a definition.
The standard QWERTY keyboard makes square brackets easier to type than parentheses, which is pretty silly considering how much more common parentheses are.
by Subsequence February 17, 2010
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Goofing on a Square

To say something in a joking or sarcastic manner, but you really meant it seriously.
"wow - what happened to your hair - oh I'm just kidding it looks good" - not really, you're goofing on a square - because it looks horrible.
by superhero75 August 24, 2010
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