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SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.
Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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Foxtail Ranger

1. When a dildo that has a furry tail is inserted into a persons anus

2. A wildland fire fighter
1. Brittney sure is a good Foxtail Ranger on her onlyfans
2. Look at all those foxtail rangers hike up that hill, fuck that!
by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021
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power rangers

a show that is just some guys in spandex shouting attacks making strange poses being overdramatic

about attacking, being hit, and powering up. also why do the monsters just stand there during the may be 20 sec morphing period?
girls can be such power rangers
by balls55 July 23, 2016
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sword rangers

Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
by ItsStephyPooh August 8, 2017
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lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.
Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.
by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021
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Rangers

Is the best football team in the world. Anyone would be friends with a rangers supporter.
Person 1- “hey, what football team to you support”

Person 2- “ hey, I support rangers what about you

Person 1- “omg me too”

Person 2- “ there just the best, we should be friends”
by anonymous January 1, 2021
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Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019
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