Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”
Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”
Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021
Get the figure jarmug. by Fortdumb March 19, 2020
Get the Jarredmug. A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.
I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar
by TaffiB February 3, 2017
Get the Pussy In a Jarmug. by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025
Get the Flower Jarmug. by marylincoln April 10, 2011
Get the Penny Jarmug. the type of girl that will scrape a jar after the mix is cooked off ; the smell of the ether is what attracts them. Typically located in Hillsboro Ohio
by Kingspade93 June 30, 2022
Get the jar flymug. a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
Get the cum jarmug.