crispy

a name, and an amazing person! someone who’s so caring, and sweet and just wants the best for everyone. they’ll never let you down, and tries to do the best for everyone to be happy! crispy deserves the world.

“crispy best ateez stan!” “crispy is the best!”

by httpskz July 21, 2020

crispy strips

When a persons underwear gets worn too long and then not washed for even longer.

Bro, the other day I was doing laundry and I found my aunts crispy strips.

by moosey jilkers January 16, 2023

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

Buzzing off a drink and a few tokes, gosh I'm crispy!

Yah, I'm crispy! Grog and pot does that, aye!?

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

crispies

dandruff.

She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies

by cobarin September 3, 2016

crispy asf on the bottom

all you gotta know its nice

Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.

by anonymous June 6, 2018