Craig

He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.

person: craig you're a dumbass
craig: i know

by bigppmansfriend June 22, 2022

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Craig is a humble and nice being. He is "Mr.steal yo girl" but also sends them to the streets. Craig is respectful and is always kind and caring towards his mates. Craig is an inspiration and living proof that simplicity is key. But he is boring.

Craig

by Don't use your real name..All November 22, 2021

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Corner Craig

When a male likes to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.

Man, last night was so fun. I played Corner Craig as my wife got fully adjusted

by Ken Larson January 20, 2024

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jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...

Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"

by Jessica-May June 5, 2017

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