Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
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Get the zac beers mug.a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.
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Get the beer back mug.Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.
"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"
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Get the Beer Ponce mug.When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.
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