The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.

Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

runner upper

A “crew chief” that cannot fly with the aircraft that he’s supposed to be in charge of. A total loser, a stepping mat. A loser.

Look at that 15R over there, he’s such a runner upper. Don’t forget to salute your pilot!

by borinchulo December 18, 2020

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."

by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018

Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

lunch Runner

A slang term for an active school shooter

The Police got a call about a potential Lunch Runner in the classroom

by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023

runners film

The white stuff that forms on your lips while running

I had a bad case of runners film after my run today. I wiped my lips with a napkin after, and there was a lot of film that came off.

by MSBulldog70 October 29, 2020