Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”

“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

“Seriously Brandon?!?”

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

brandon

short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this

Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this

by @dylanhawj November 2, 2017

Brandon

Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!

Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP

by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019

Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆

Katie: Hey have you seen that Brandon guy!
Rose: Yeah he's is sweet!
Katie: I know right!!

by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021

Brandon

a person who fucks up

You just Brandoned.

by bobsbigboy3 August 6, 2018