Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

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Blade

He probably has a mullet .He is very cute and kind .Lives in the country every girl want him to be their boyfriend he is always found outside and loves to fish

I wanna date blade so bad 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by anonymous December 2, 2020

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Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021

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Babe-Blading

When performing sexual intercourse, after removing your belt proceed to insert the belt into the virgina getting as much of the belt inside as possible (more the merrier) press the belt against the wall between the poop shoot and the bean to shove your manhood inside pressing against the g spot… well done you have now set up your babe blade! Now proceed to thrust as you flick the bean until she’s close, when getting close pull your little friend out and strum as fast as possible until she clenches onto the belt at which point you shout “let it rip” pulling the belt out as fast as possible and shoving your dick back in and pounding the shit out your babeblade… you are now the babeblade master

“Bro I heard my dad say let it rip last night and now my mum permanently walks like a crab, I think they might have been babe-blading”

by Babe-blade King September 7, 2021

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