April 9th

Your girlfriend has to show you her huge perfect boobs. *honk honk*

Hey it’s Dom and it’s April 9th show me your boobs!

by Balls54 April 9, 2024

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May 9th

The cheesiest of all gatherings from the boys (snails) being back in town aleing and cheesing away at whatever they can get their gritty hands on.

Yo creep I cant wait to cheese my boxers off on may 9th and get super weird!

by Viralricky May 1, 2024

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May 9th

What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two

Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us

by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024

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february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

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It stands for "National day for men" and the whole day we show our closest men much love and appreciation.
It doesn't have a historically significant reason why it's on the 9th of march every year.
Many are debating whether it is harmful for women because it is right after "National women's day", and it may be an example of some kind of mockery towards women, but it really is just a coincidence.

"Hey have you heard what day it is today?"
"Oh, is today the day of homosexuals - uh i mean the we celebrate our definitely heterosexual men, 9th march?"
"I knew you would know"
"I mean who wouldn't hahaha, must be not very bright"
"Some Milica surely doesn't know"

by nijekardenilija March 9, 2024

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