june 5th 1966

The only time it was yet again legal to own slaves in Illinois

Yo Marc it's june 5th 1966
And?
Hurry up and get the slaves

by Slave trader June 17, 2022

May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022

July 5th

NATION SEND A TITY PIC DAYYYY

“Babe it’s July 5th send tits”

by Jackfrost227 July 4, 2022

5th grade

you know damn well what it is if you dont you need to die but if you dont its is hell fucking HELL

5th grade suck ass you pobaaly get none

by i dumbass August 13, 2022

5th egg friend

When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you

Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny

Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend

by Ur not even mature yet August 18, 2022

December 5th

The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general

Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!

by alystic August 20, 2022

5th hour english

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022