November 2nd

Its national show your chest day!

Guy: show me your chest/abs!
Girl: what?
Guy: its November 2nd!

Girl: oh, I forgot!

by Official dictionarian guy November 2, 2022

2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021

2nd day grease

1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something

2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.

1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck

2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross

by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018

May 2nd

When u get grab ur girl ass or (single boys only) any girls .✅🤤

It’s May 2nd I’m finna go grab sum ahh 🤣🤡

by TBS_King🥱💨⛽️ May 1, 2022

December 2nd

People born on this day (especially people who’s name stat with ‘J’) are literally the best people in the world. Hug them and drown them with endless love💖💖💖💖💞💖💞💖💖💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💕💖💕💞💖💕💞💖💕💕💞💞💖🗿💅

Did you know Jayda was born on December 2nd?

*runs to Jayda and hugs her*

by Microwaves go mmmmmmmmmmm October 27, 2019

April 2nd

People born on this day hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers

Person 1: "Hey I was born on April 2nd"
Person 2: "Wow cool! You must hate furries and among us, and love Palau and Twizzlers"
Person 1: "Yep!"

by Artil January 8, 2021

October 2nd

Some of the fakest bitches are born on this day, NOT all but some. October 2nds aren’t always what they seem.

“hey are you born on October 2nd?”

“Ya”

“Mmm, ok.”

by anonymous October 31, 2020